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Abak Manfingaz–Sumboy Extraordinaire!!

The mysterious driving force behind the town revealed at last. Abak is a special kind of Ork, packing not only brawn but brainz to match as well. In another life he might have been a mighty Warboss...

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Outlaw Motorcycle Clubs

Hello, one and all! Thanks to Da Bikers over on The Waaagh there’s a new version of the Gorkamorka Outlaw MC PDF. The rules are identical but now there’s some really awesome artwork. I’m a bit of a fan...

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Broken links

Hey guys! We’re in the process of moving to a new web host so if there’s issues with the site please forgive us. At the moment nothing is gone but there’s a few teething problems associated with moving...

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To the victor belong the spoils

Over on The Waagh NonComPoop has posted a few photos of some trophies made for a GoMo campaign. Trophies in other games aren’t uncommon but this is probably the first time we’ve seen any for...

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We Woz ‘Ere Furst: Project Badass 2 vs. The Scorcha Boyz

Some greenskins over at We Bleedz Green are just getting started with their GoMo campaign and have posted a battle report that some of you might like. The bikers of Project Badass 2 (Elektrik Boogaloo)...

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2012 Gorkamorka Tournament

Flash Git has proposed something rather special for Orktober this year – a tournament at GW’s Nottingham HQ. There’s a thread over on The Waaagh where you can have your say, or leave a comment on here...

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Gorkamorka players in Michigan?

xav++ is looking for Gorkamorka players in the Tri City area of Michigan. If you’re not quite there then worry ye not, he’s willing to travel so the rest of the state isn’t off the table. Here’s his...

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Teef are not points

I’ve read many different rules for GoMo over the years, some good, some bad, some just plain strange. I’ve talked about Doom Fortress Syndrome before and this post is a sort of follow up to that. First...

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Resin ork outlaw MC cuts

Remember Flamekebab’s Outlaw MC rules? Well in the process of sculpting the cuts for his club he decided to do a set of five designs to make life easier for anyone else wanting to start their own Ork...

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Orktober 2012 GoMo Tournament reminder

Back in June we told you about a Gorkamorka tournament happening here in the UK – good news, it’s still on! Details 27th and 28th October, 10 – 6 at Warhammer World. If you want to take part you should...

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A source for Mutie calivers

Mutie weapons are rather hard to come by and to be honest even in the original models it was unclear which ones were which. However whilst browsing Forgeworld’s new releases list we found these: The...

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Another GoMo weekend at Warhammer World

It’s now 2013 as some of you may have noticed and there’s rumblings going on about another Gorkamorka tournament down in Warhammer World (Nottingham). At the moment the date is uncertain but if you’re...

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Gorkamorka Winter Scorcha Dates confirmed

The next GoMo tournament is now setup and ready to go. It’s happening on a weekend again, the 23rd and 24th February 2013 at Games Workshop’s Nottingham HQ, Warhammer World. Flash_Git is organising it...

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Get Da Mek

Written by Josh Wardle and found in Gubbinz #1 this scenario apparently managed to escape being published so far. Well that’s just not acceptable! This is one of very small number of scenarios that use...

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Gorka-forta: Building Gorkamorka forts and Mektown buildings

If you’ve ever even flicked through the pages of Da Uvver Book you’ll know that having a fort is one of the best things about Gorkamorka. The original game came with a cardboard one but that’s really...

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More Mektown Madness!

Just a snippet of an article this time, mainly for completeness sake. We don’t know about you but when we look at the article index bits left out make us curious. In terms of credit the models pictured...

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Mad Meks 1

Long ago when the site was fairly new we posted Mad Meks as taken from Gorkamorka Gubbinz #1. Since then serious effort has gone into acquiring the articles we’ve were missing so we’re going back and...

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Mad Meks 2

Another “from the archives” piece this time – the second of Gav Thorpe’s Mad Meks articles (from White Dwarf 220). The following gubbinz can be found in the PDF: Spiky Wheels Turnin’ Hook Spike Droppa...

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Shields in Gorkamorka

In Gorkamorka there’s only a limited number of options when it comes to body armour. Generally it’s not worth bothering with if you’re playing as Orks. Natural toughness and a stubborn unwillingness to...

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Gorkamorka Summer Weekend 2013

Flash_Git is up to no good again! Well, no, not really. He’s trying to sort out details that work for everyone for this Summer’s GoMo tournament. As per usual it’ll be happening at Warhammer World over...

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